me: ugh i hate this song
me: *puts heart and soul into singing song*
Anonymous said: what is the safest thing you would wear during sex?
how would you fit a wedding ring around your penis
you obviously dont get it :/
oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle
EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND I CAN PROBABLY EAT YOU TOO SO BACK THE FUCK UP
I like how this very slowly gets notes like everyone once in a while a girl gets her enemy and then come back and reblogs this
I feel like James Potter would just have a million different nicknames for Harry that were not his name, but Harry would gurgle and giggle in response to him anyway. Like, “Hey, little billy goat,” and “What do you have in your mouth, ladybug?” and “Give Daddy his specs back, butterbeer.”