Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

olechandserif:

Barry, can you but in a floating burger with eyes, smiling, gently floating right to left across the screen. 

image

Thank you Barry

(via spaceconfessional)

kjellbergpie:

followers that take the time looking at your blog (◡‿◡*)

followers that put really nice things in your ask box (y^ω^y)

followers that put really nice things in their tags when they reblog your stuff  (✿ฺ◕ฺ‿◕ฺ)

followers ゚・✿ヾ╲(。◕‿◕。)╱✿・゚

(via johnwattsonn)

radioactivemongoose:

my favorite compliment i’ve gotten at college was from a drunk frat boy who said i had “the body of the girl of his dreams” then paused and held up a hand to stop me from saying anything and continued “…..but the haircut of the boy of my dreams”

i’ve succeeded

(via thecolorsparkle)

morgran:

what the fuck are girls even supposed to do we get mocked for anything and everything

(via lilredsketch)

alienfirst:

A commission featuring a small part from irisbleufic's Anthology (somewhere in this chapter)!

I really adored working on this. Small intimate moments are wonderful things.

toriknew:

and then he was like gWOOAAH!!!! and then it was like BAKYUUUN!

(via burdge)

unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

(Source: rage-comics-base, via thecolorsparkle)

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

(Source: theone8888, via causeallidoisdance)

kamui—senketsu:

Can we discuss how these two have the most endearing smiles in all of anime? 

missscarlett90:

Long before Sunny came along, Jimmi Simpson and Charlie Day were two starving actors sharing an apartment together.

In their spare time they used to make short films (along with Nate Mooney and David Hornsby aka Ryan McPoyle and Rickety Cricket). You can watch the sketches here on Jimmi Simpson’s youtube channel :)

(via hellyeahcharlieday)