happiest:

me: ugh i hate this song
me: *puts heart and soul into singing song*

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Anonymous said: what is the safest thing you would wear during sex?

ghoustly:

littleblueboxinthesky:

carlyhelenaxo:

parkingstrange:

ghoustly:

wedding ring

omg

accurate

how would you fit a wedding ring around your penis

you obviously dont get it :/

reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

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lazypacific:

oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

(Source: farenheits, via artisticsmile27)

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND I CAN PROBABLY EAT YOU TOO SO BACK THE FUCK UP

I like how this very slowly gets notes like everyone once in a while a girl gets her enemy and then come back and reblogs this

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oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

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photocait:

Just lines - can’t wait to finish it!
Myles Kimball at Grim North Tattoo & One King Tattoo.

photocait:

Just lines - can’t wait to finish it!

Myles Kimball at Grim North Tattoo & One King Tattoo.

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WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT

october31st1981:

I feel like James Potter would just have a million different nicknames for Harry that were not his name, but Harry would gurgle and giggle in response to him anyway. Like, “Hey, little billy goat,” and “What do you have in your mouth, ladybug?” and “Give Daddy his specs back, butterbeer.” 

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awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

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